Sibling Rivalry Enthusiasts Gifts

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"I see your brother's starting on solids."

Polygamists' Picnic

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Act your birth order!"

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.