Sibling Banter Enthusiast Gifts

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

Leaving Home.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'MOM! †Abby's Googling me!'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'