Sibling Banter Gifts

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.