Quirky Sibling Banter Gifts

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'