Quirky Sibling Banter Gifts

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"