Playful Sibling Rivalry Gifts

'He's going to be a waiter when he grows up. He never comes when I call him.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Polygamists' Picnic

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Act your birth order!"

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy