Sibling Squabbler Gifts

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

Tasty Time: Family-Style Restaurant

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'