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Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

Brother and sister at the dentist

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'My brother ate my homework.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'How do you figure?'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"