Sibling Squabble Specialist Prints

Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

Brother and sister at the dentist

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'How do you figure?'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"