Sibling Squabble Survivor Prints

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

Sound Advice

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

Four balloons

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'