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'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Fade to black...

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"Act your birth order!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

Sound Advice

Four balloons

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."