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"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.