Sibling Observer T-Shirts

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

At the Museum

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Charge of the Kids

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.' A queen saying to a little girl eating, 'Eat all your peas or else you'll have to put them under your mattress.'

Four balloons

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'He's nice enough, but it's hard to get an intelligent conversation out of him.'

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"