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"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'