Sibling Dynamics Observers Mugs

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Origins Of Evolution

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."