Sibling Dynamic Enthusiast Mugs

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"Go ask your mother."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'Ask your other father.'

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'