Sibling Dynamic Fan Mugs

Lady wearing a waistcoat borrowed from her brother

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"We need to have a serious talk."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

You never caw.

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Reflected Glory

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

Audience with the Parent

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Mom's Mortuary