Sibling Antics Fan Mugs

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"