Sibling Dynamic Observer Mugs

"Sis, you have it all. I would settle for 12.4% of it all."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Origins Of Evolution

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"