Family Dynamic Observer Mugs

"We've been thinking a lot about what we want to do with your life."

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"My wife has gone away for a few days."

I think it's time he left home.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I'll see if your mother would like something from the cheeseboard."

"I just had 'the talk' with Kyle. I learned quite a bit."

"We treat our customers like family. In other words send them to the naughty step when they talk back."

"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

'Relax - she'll be down soon. But, before you go out with my little princess, I'd like to ask you a few questions.'

"Isn't calling me 'Katie Lee the 2nd' a bit melodramatic?!"

'Quite a lot of divorce in my family!'

'At least he won't be hard to live up to.'

"And God, please give clothes to all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'My folks are punishing me, but Grandma broke the embargo!'

'They like to call it 'parenting,' but it's just an outmoded seniority system.'

'I'll save the peas for later, when I can properly enjoy them in my room.'

'Harriet! I haven't seen you since we were kids. You remember my little brother Mitchell, don't you?'

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'