Parental Dynamics Observer Mugs

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

'Last night my parents said they didn't mind a bit and it was perfectly OK with them if I smoked... so I quit.'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'Yes, yes, honey, I'm watching you!'

Parrot annoying dog.

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'