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"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

'Last night my parents said they didn't mind a bit and it was perfectly OK with them if I smoked... so I quit.'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Origins Of Evolution

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."