Family Dynamic Observers Mugs

The Very Last Dinosaur

As luck would have it, the Lafontants and the Murrays found each other endlessly fascinating.

"My mom said to tell you she's not home!"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Junior's Towel

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."