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'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Luci, why does your brother act that way?!!. . . Thank goodness you're a girl. . . playing quietly with your dolls.'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Where did you hide my laptop? Hint: You'll never find it. So obvious, dad. Under his dirty laundry. No chores all week if you don't tell.

'I'm gonna die.'