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'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Luci, why does your brother act that way?!!. . . Thank goodness you're a girl. . . playing quietly with your dolls.'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I'm gonna die.'