Sibling Dynamics T-Shirts

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Luci, why does your brother act that way?!!. . . Thank goodness you're a girl. . . playing quietly with your dolls.'

"Little sis, this blouse is so ugly I would puke if I put it on. Do you want it?"

"No. You can't sue each other for identity theft. . . You're identical twins!"

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'

'Is that the picky eater website?'

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Packaging Russian Dolls