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"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Superheroes Having a Drink

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

The Family Joules: Part 8

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'Luci, why does your brother act that way?!!. . . Thank goodness you're a girl. . . playing quietly with your dolls.'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

Batmansplaining.

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.