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"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'He took a fetching class.'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

Dog's Sandwich

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

"Beware of watchdog."

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Can I see his resume?"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Come on, boy!"

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'