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'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Reflected Glory

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'