Sibling Bond Appreciator Gifts

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Reflected Glory

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'