Sibling Squad Gifts

"That's right Mum, he wouldn't hold my hand to cross the caravan route!"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

Polygamists' Picnic

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Olympics create interest in curling.

Reflected Glory

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."