Sibling Squad Prints

"That's right Mum, he wouldn't hold my hand to cross the caravan route!"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

Polygamists' Picnic

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Reflected Glory

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."