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'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Cut!

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pizza at the Round Table

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Knight

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Knights

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Euphemistic.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'