Brotherhood Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

England.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Promises Kept

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

Big Brother

Surveillance.

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'What's the old saying...'

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'This could be a new record!'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'Okay. let's roll.'

God's frat house.

'It's the guy code.'

Macho fishing.

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'

It's life, John, but not as we know it.