Brotherhood Admirer Gifts

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Car joust.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Knight

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Pizza at the Round Table

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Knights

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Euphemistic.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon