Knight Admirer Gifts

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Remember to pace yourself!'

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

Car joust.

Knight walking his dog.

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

My dad is the bravest.

Sir Cowalot.

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Another beautiful frock ruined!

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'That's Ludwig II, not Ludwig JUNIOR!'

Knight in heavy armour

'I'm off. Tinned food gives me indigestion.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Frankly, I think knights only fight us to show off to the ladies...'

"You didn't honestly think we could breath fire, did you?

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I'm sorry, but slaying dragons is a no-no under the Endangered Species Protection Act."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

Knights ride out of a castle.

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

"These high density towers take the romance out of chivalry."

"After you fair damsel, for I fear I may be some time."

Knights

Trivia Knight

Lohengrin

Swiss army knife

Pizza at the Round Table

"Now rise, Sir Potato Head."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Joust

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight Slides Down the Poker.