Knight In Shining Armor Admirer Gifts

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'And I said to my knight, there's no way I'm going into battle: I'm a palfrey, not a warhorse!'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Car joust.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

The next damn Batman.

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Pizza at the Round Table

'After A Knights Hard Day'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."