Knight In Shining Armour Enthusiast Gifts

'Because you're the guy.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

S.P.F. 1,000

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Knight walking a dog.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

Knight school.