Knight In Shining Armor Admirer Prints

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'And I said to my knight, there's no way I'm going into battle: I'm a palfrey, not a warhorse!'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Car joust.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

The next damn Batman.

Don Quichotte

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Knights

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Pizza at the Round Table