Knight In Shining Armor Fan Prints

"Hey!! Look!!!"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"How does it look untucked?"

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

underwater knight

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

S.P.F. 1,000

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Sylvester Stallone

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust