Knight In Shining Armor Enthusiast Prints

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Angela Merkel and the NSA.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Missing You.

underwater knight

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Unicorn Joust