Knights In Shining Armor Fans Prints

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

underwater knight

Missing You.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Inside voice!

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"Bob's a tool belt."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Unicorn Joust

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."