Knight Aficionados Prints

Escalator joust.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Cat Boss

Don Quichotte

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Medieval King

Pizza at the Round Table

Unicorn Joust

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'