Knight Tales Aficionado Prints

William Wallace.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Out To Lurch

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Hansel and Gretal

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Bram Stoker