Knight Tales Aficionado Prints

William Wallace.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Out To Lurch

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Don Quixote

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Falstaff

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Hansel and Gretal

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Beauty and the Beast