Knight Tale Fan Prints

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

Don Quixote with bar stickers

"You don't happen to have anything that could plug two holes in that bag of yours?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A Fairytale Update

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Thomas Hardy

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

The Frog Prince

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Missing You.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'