Knight Tale Fan Pillows

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

Don Quixote with bar stickers

"You don't happen to have anything that could plug two holes in that bag of yours?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A Fairytale Update

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Well, that one got away."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Thomas Hardy

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Missing You.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

The Frog Prince

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'