Fans Of Knight Tales Pillows

El Cid.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Joust Sharpener

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

Giant Headless Horseman

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Inside voice!

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Charles Dickens

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

Knight Vision

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'