Knight Tales Pillows

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Beware of dog.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Joust Sharpener

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Don Quichotte

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Don Quilowatte

Beware of the Dragon