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'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Beware of dog.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Joust Sharpener

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Knights of the bedside table.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Don Quichotte

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

Don Quilowatte

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.