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Joust Sharpener

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Don Quichotte

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'