Knight Stories Gifts

Joust Sharpener

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Don Quichotte

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Beware of the Dragon