Knight Gifts

'I know where you live!'

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Dragon Head Trophy

"Security is lax on this side."

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Size matters!'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Beware of the Dragon

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Kids, huh?"

Save the dragon

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'You're all under arrest!'

'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

"I started working out with weights."

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

'I can't understand it! He was friendly as anything during happy hour!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'

'That's Ludwig II, not Ludwig JUNIOR!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'He was just a temp.'